I'll make one for you and even post source for it if you can remind me to do so. My memory sucks, and unless I'm reminded, I'll probably forget. In fact, I think I'll remake the private connector while I'm at it since the current method is very obscure.
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Also, is anyone else seeing new topics from a long time ago suddenly appearing?